Maths camp, X n 'toyol'... n TC

Huaaaa.... Just got bck from the easy maths camp. I miss my computer. *muah*
ok, serious.
camp 2 ok la. The faci, Ckgu Azhari ajr ada topik yg 'small the pieces' n bapak pun ye senang. But die suka sgt buat lwk yg kesiannye x mnjadi. No offense, bkn nk mngutuk, tp dh TERkutuk. Sory.

Skang psl X.
kt camp, he's much better. Seriously, much, much better. N die sgt jarang lpk ngan grup aku. Die lpk dgn grup laen. huhuhu. 'Operation Island'(operasi memelaukn seseorang) happened tnpa kt prlu berbuat apa2. hahaha. N guess wat, kt jumpa satu characteristic baek about X. Die x tnggl solat. N guess wat, so far 2 jer yg kt jumpa.

N now pasal 'toyol'.
Toyol d ats x brmaksud nk mngutuk alif walupun die satu blk ngan aku. Toyol nih pun bkn psl toyol hantu 2 ataupun lagu allayarham sudirman yg brtajuk toyol. Toyol nih merujuk kpd seseorang 'nigga' yg sgt *tutututututututut* yg g merayau time mlm kt cmp dn mncuri. Mcm toyol. Aku skang sudah hilang hp aku krn prbuatan toyol nigga trsebut. eku memanggil nye nigga sbb aku ada nmpk muka die time mlm swktu die mncuri hp aku. Time 2 mlm, so muka die nmpk hitam. sbb 2 aku pnggl die nigga. aku x brbuat apa2 cuz time 2 br nk TRY tido so I'm late 2 get 2 my senses. lgpun toyol 2 lari cam pelesit. maklumla, aku dh bgn. takut la kn. dlm kes nih dsebabkn nyamuk yg mengacau aku ntuk tido buatkn aku trsedar toyol 2 sdg ada dlm dorm.

conclusion nye, hp aku hilang...

N dsebabkn kes toyol nih, kitorang pun psng la padlock n capix yg memegng kuncinye... idea yg sgt bernas, sehingga lah satu hr...
ptg ada time free, dr 4.30pm smpai 9.00 mlm. so satu dorm plan nk kluar. aku n afiq nk pg bl food n the rest pg 'cc'. so kitorang pun brtolak. beberapa jm slepas itu, aku n afiq pun pulang ke dorm n kami mndapati yg dorm kami dikunci n kunci nye pd capix... Capix d mana? capix d 'cc'. so paham2 la apa kitorang buat slepas itu...

*sigh*

Kn sdh dikata time ptg byk masa free, so ada la stu hr ni aku n afiq bertolak ke tc utk tenangkn fikiran yg serabut n penuh ngan hal2 a.math.
*fast forward*
dh smpai kt tc kitorang g mkn cuz afiq sgt lpr. km pun duduk mkn n norak kosong(spt biasa). pastu kitorang jln smpai ke 'tongkang pecah'. apa lg, kitorang pun strip n g mandi. bukan mandi actually, more like berendam n main ombak. lps mandi kitorang pun pack brg n g jln2. pastu kitoranf g bl gelang d kiosk tp jln tuh. N aku msk tndas tc 4 the first time. Satu je nk comment psl tndas 2. pintu xleh tinggi kn lg ke!? pintu die *tut2* gler rendah mcm paras bahu. x selesa lgsung nk handle kes samada yg beasr ataupun yg kecik. time blk kitorang jln kaki d bwh sinan rembulan... Bl dipikirkn blk, tujuan kami ke cmp 2 utk blajar n time free yg sepatutnye kitorang study, kt pulak mnghabiskn masa d tc. hahaha

Get ready for Easy Maths

Its been long since I posted. Been busy wit all the kenduri n all the stuffs. Day before yesterday, I got a call from Afiq n we talked about ways 2 get rid of X if he bothers us during Easy Maths. All ways written can be used during almost all situtations if he invites one of us 2 join him in sumthing.

1. If he invites us let's say 2 eat, we can always say we're not hungry. Or if he wants 2 take a bath, we're not smelly. Say it even if u are. Just remember that willpower is much stronger than hunger n body odour(willpower? or is it hate?).
2. Same situations as above, another way is to say that we'll go n ask another friend 2 join us. After that, dun come bck. Or u can say that u n ur friend got sumthing 2 do.
3. If both didnt work, we can always use plan C. The most diabolical n mean plan among all three. Just act like his a pest n say that u dun want 2. If he keeps bothering us again, we'll say it to his face 2 go 2 *tuut*(WARNING. Parental discresion needed).

Ok, I dun want 2 say anymore eventhough there's a lot more ways 2 get rid of X. My head's spinning n I got 2 go out rite now.
Ideas courtesy of Serenade X, Sakkara, n Arif

OMG!! Its crazy!

Just came bck from my class party at TC. It was so damn crazy. Nw my skin's getting darker cuz of the sunburns.
Some pics I took from the party :

Setting up the grill


Yea, it's done


Around 12 o'clock. 5th attempt utk dptkn bara arang.


At 2pm. 10th attempt utk dptkn bara arang


Ok, I gv up. Let's hit the water!


Guess who's ass am I kickin


At 4.20pm sharp. At last dpt gak bakar ayam


Alaa, comelnyeur


Kitorang pun nk gak(Aiman sibuk jer blakang 2)


NO COMMENT

Hahaha! Agk bodo kn. Hampir berpuluh kali mencuba, time nk blk br dpt bara api.

The 10 things I hate about you

Sory, X. U were my best fren once but now u hv many faults. Not just to me, but also to my frens. N I'm listing them all out.

1. U kuat perasan.
2. Ur getting more n more gedik.
3. Ur 'pongka'.
4. U constantly reminding me that ur smarter than me.
5. U keep calling ppl loser especially one that's close 2 us.
6. Ur ungrateful.
7. U made up ur own ridiculous 'fatwa'.
8. U call other ppl 'peka'.
9. Ur easily scared.
10. Ur slowly turning 2 someone both of us hate.

Wat the hell happened 2 u?

faking and pretending

A fake is when u pretend 2 be someone or anything that ur not. A fake is when u pretend 2 say yes but inside ur saying no. A fake is when u pretend 2 be frens but actually ur a hypocrite. A fake is when u pretend 2 trust him but u dont.

As for me, I'm a fake. A total fake to someone whom I prefer to call him 'X'. X n I are the best of frens. well, thats wat he thnks. 2 me, our frenship is already crumbling n X here doesnt even notice it. wat the heck. For instance, everytime we see each other we're like,"Hey, wassup." and all that while inside I was like,"Oh, great. Here we go again." N when we're talking, sumtimes he will start saying,"U know what, I think..." n thr he goes. Of wit anything from his mind. I will simply nod my head 2 wateva he says when I want 2 say,"To hell wit wat u thnk. Its crap anyways."

Ok, in other words, I'm a hypocrite.

But wat can I do about it?
I cnt just tell it 2 his face,"Hey, u know wat, I hate u." Sriously cnt.
Even if I should, I couldnt. That's 2 harsh. Duh.
Wat, I gotta tell him slowly? Bit by bit? Been thr done that. N guess wat, nothing happened.
Or keep it a secret, like always. I wont mind. Evnthough its a bit unfair for him.
Nvr mind, probably nxt year he will find sum other ppl 2 get involved wit. N it 's not gonna be my problem anymore. Well, unless of course its me, again. Then it'll be my problem, again.

The Dark Knight vids

This is a vid I watched the other day on Batman The Dark Knight. It's from the scene where Joker gets interrogated by Batman n its hilarious. I cnt get enogh of this vid. Congrats n 5 starz to MonkeyandApple.



N here's the outtakes. Almost the same thing but still hilarious.

Hujan yang turun bagaikan mutiara

Hitam kegemaranku, hitam nampak kemas, kemas bergaya bermakna tiada kelemumur.
Nama saya RAIN.
Okay, cut the crap. Actually I juz wanted 2 highlight the word RAIN up thr. Cuz juz now when I was walking in the rain, I felt different. Like the rain has washed everything away. One thing's for sure, it felt gud.


I once thought I hated Rain,
Soaked with gloom and sopping wet.
But from walking in the rain,
I'll say I'd not seen its true beauty yet.

Rain is nature's contrast,
Providing sanctuary from heat and day.
Turning bark to healthy black,
And sandy ground to earthy clay.

Rain is a reflection,
To those emotions we all feel.
Coloring dark gray for sadness,
And for those cheerful it colors teal.

I once thought I hated the cold,
Frantically shivering and bitterly sober.
But from walking in the rain,
I gave the cold a new cover.

The cold is nature's preserver,
Keeping time and movement still.
Changing resilient green to brilliant orange,
And freezing water to shimmering crystal.

The cold is a spacious gap,
Where no warmth or emotion lingers.
The air is crisp and stings your throat,
And you lose feeling in your toes and fingers.

When I was walking in the rain,
This viewpoint for my soul.
I prefer to let things slide along,
Too much resistance can take a toll.























Photo courtesy of OjosVerde

Bored of being bored. Aargh!

A group of guys are in the locker room when a handphone rings. One of them picks it up.

Woman : Honey, its me. Are you at the club?
Man : Yes.
Woman : Well, I have news. The house we wanted is back on the market. They're asking for $950,000.
Man : Well then, go ahead and make an offer, but make it $1.2 million so we'll be sure to get the house.
Woman : Ok. I'll see you later. I love you.
Man : I love you too.

The man hangs up. then he asks, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"






A man returns home to be greeted by his wife dressed in a sexy short nightie.
"Tie me up," she purrs.
"Then you can do anything you want."
"Great," he says.
He binds her tightly to the bed then goes out to play golf.



A couple is lying in bed one night when the woman turns to the man, smiles and says,"I'm going to make you the happiest man on earth."
The man replies,"I'll definitely miss you."




"What starting salary are you looking for?" the head of human resources asks the newly graduated engineer at the end of the job interview.
Going for it, the guy says,"well, sir, I was thinking about $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
"OK," the HR director says. "How about 5 weeks of vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental benefits and a Porsche for your company car?"
The engineer gasps and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
"Yeah,"he replied. "But you started it."

Insyaallah...

Yesterday my uncle went 2 KL on medical trip. He had this tumor(I think) inside his head n 'syukur alhamdulillah' its not cancerous. Earlier this year he also had a tumor once, but that one was thought 2 be done with. Except that there were residues of the old tumor n that led 2 this new one. WTF... No wonder he kept complaining about blurry eyesight n always have a headache. So he's goin 2 KL for an operation called 'Cyber Knife' which will cut the tumor inside his head without leaving any residues. This operation is quite risky. If anything happens it could be fatal. There's also a side effect which can cause damage 2 his optic nerve but the doctors said that the percentage is very low. 'Insyaallah' nothing bad will happen 2 him n he will be up n running in no time.
Aku akn mendoakan kesihatanmu disini dan berharap agr cepat sembuh so that nnt kang blh battle MTG cuz my new deck will be finished n I'll improve by then. N this time ur gonna lose 2 me.

Friends 4eva

So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

but
I'll be there for you,
When the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you,
Like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you,
'Cause you're there for me too.

Your still in bed at 10 and work began at 8.
You burned your breakfast so far, things are going great.
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these.
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees.

And
I'll be there for you,
When the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you,
Like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you,
'Cause you're there for me too.

no one could ever know me.
no one could ever see me.
since your the only one who knows what its like to be me.
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the mess with.
Someone I'll always laugh with, even under the worst I'm best with you.

Langkawi...

So, right nw I'm SUPPOSED 2 b in langkawi wit evryone instead of writing 2 u.
kinda bored rite nw, cuz no one's aroun 2 on9 n chat(they're all in langkawi having more fun than I am).
this sucks man.

The story starts when my club(Kelab Setia), wanted 2 do a field trip 2 Langkawi.
me n my frens all submitted our names. We even paid 4 the trip, RM150.
one week later I told my mom bout it. She kinda agreed 2 it. then later we heard news of flood up north. My dad talk 2 me bout the trip n said its dangerous n dat I shouldnt b goin.
so then its officially canceled.

So nw I cn just imagine wat my frens r up 2 this time in langkawi.
Not dat I 'm not hapy bout it but...

wtf...

Juz hope u guys hv fun n 2 some, dun waste ur money on unnecessary stuff, kay?
n Afiq, keep track of ur money evrytime u spend it.
One last thing, dun 4get bout me here, especially when u guys r bout 2 buy sumthing nice.


hahaha. dun matter bout all the crap up thr. juz prayin dat u guys hv a safe trip, dun do anythin dangerous n come bck safely.
definitely gonna miss u guys these few days...

The more I think about it, the less I understand

Haa...haaa... HACHIEUW!

Damn...

I dunno y but lately I've been quite sneezy at school, only.
Its kinda weird, at sc I always sneeze like nonstop but at home I juz sneezed once or myb twice.

WTF.

It even disturbed me while I was doin my exam.

'kcwdn'

Sory bout up thr. I juz sneezed...
hahaha!

Well, I thnk Id better stop b4 I sneeze again, n probably wet my laptop by it.

out...

HACHIEUUW!

I'm kinda PISSED off

Well, the title said it,


I'M KINDA PISSED OFF.


Mainly cuz of this one person. I wont say his name cause he is my fren although now our frenship seems getting far apart. Although he doesnt notice it.


The story...

Ok, lets refer to him as X. So X here is kinda smart. N he'll constantly remind me dat he is. Which is knda pissed me off.
Although I didnt say it 2 his face. Like for instance, when I got a question on my studies, he will say
'Come on la bro, mende senang camni pun nk aku ajar gak ke?'
Who the heck does he think he is! If I kno he's gonna say like dat, I would be better off asking someone else. N he constantly calling a fren of mine an idiot. Just cuz he is not as smart as him. Day after day, he seems 2 be getting more n more what's the word, 'bangga'. Not only that, he even make up his own 'fatwa' n thinks that its true. He even said it like he's an 'orang ulama'. Besides that he even criticise about our Malaysian 'ulama' saying that he knows better.

U know what, I was going 2 suggest he gets help 4 that n nw he can just go fuck himself. Well, that's wat I felt bck then...

WTF.

*Sigh*

After years of frenship...

B4 I end my post, I would like 2 say I'm sorry n 2 whoeva hu thinks they know who is X, keep ur mouth shut. Keep it a secret.

I hope he will change his ways...

You hv the right 2 remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted n used against you.

Dunno wat 2 say here actually...
never mind. Let's start about me first.
Named Abdul Hakim b Abdul Razak at birth. Called Kimmy Cone by my sister(she got it from an ice cream name, I nvr seen the ice cream nowadays). My frens chgd it 2 Bebedul when I was stndrd 5 cuz at that time thr were 2 Hakims. One Abdul Hakim(me) n the other one Amirul Hakim. Called Masyu since form 3 cuz of a tragedy that happened when I was form 2. Or is it form 1. Age 16 since Oct 7th. Schooling at SMART and staying at IM5. Youngest of 2 teens. Can't tie my shoes properly(haha, sounds so bodoh). N I'm kinda sarcastic(ONLY 2 afiq).

Here's a list of my frenz at school, more likely I would say my second family(sory, sum of u guys I xde gambr, ntah mane hilang) :

Abdul Afiq b Abdul tut2

Hazim Arief b Halim('N' yg sgt koya)



Aiman Fakhri b Zamimi (no comment)



Ckgu Zamni aka MNI

And termasuklah Taufiq Fiqri b Abu tut2, Zulfaqar b Zakaria, Muhammad Safwan Adli bin Muhammad Zaki, Alif Khalid b Abdul Rahman, Shawn Hosea Ramesh(Inspektor Karim), Zulhilmi b Zainuddin, Khairul Anuar b Khairul Muzaffar, senang2 hampir kesemua bebudak form 4 Smart n a few juniors here n there.