Monday, 2/3/09
Assembly. Form 5 x turun. So, from 7.30 to 8 sumthing, Pn Lau masuk. Class B joined our class. At the back, thr's Aiman, me, Zul n Izzat. Belajar chpter 3, integration. Suddenly I felt a chill breeze at my thighs. N when I looked dwn, my zipper is open WIDE. I tried to zip it close but it wont. Its broken. So I have to tuckout my shirt until end of school. N along the way, a lot of tcers n prefects commented on my untucked shirt. Embarrased, I told them n almost the whole of form 5 boys know about my broken zipper.
Wednesday, 4/3/09
Start having fever. Body aches, influenza, coughs n headache. But its not bad, I can still go to school. Time chemistry, doing experiment cuz after that we're going to watch smart play softball. While the tcer gv a briefing on the experiment, I sneezed so hard that my head catapults forward n hits the desk, hard.
Afternoon, play badminton at school eventhough I hv fever. I was wearing my PBSM pants n while playing, I noticed a hole in my pants. Probably of me chasing the shuttlecock. So I had to change n borrowed Hazim's pants.
Friday, 6/3/09
Bad fever. Didnt come to school. In the afternoon, I noticed that my simptoms are almost the same as the simptoms for the Chikugunya disease. Headache, body ache n fever. Only body rash is missing. But so far until now I still dont hv any body rashes n my fever starting to go away. But my mom probably gor infected. Just need to do blood test for comfirmation.
Kepelikan-ku Terserlah
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Hari apa, aku pun x igt dh. Tp time addmath. So, Ezmeer n I 'hangout' kat koridor depan B class menunggu Pn Lau. B class xde org. Ezmeer menyorok kt pintu kelas B takut Pn Lau nmpk n aku brdiri kat dinding koridor. Tiba2 aku trnmpak Ms Kong. I jumped from the corridor wall into class B saying, "Ms Kong dtg.", (dgn intonasi yg menggelabah). Ezmeer pun terkejut nmpak aku menggelabah, dia pun start menyorok. Apbila smpai kt dlm kelas B aku tersedar n aku ckp, "Eh, Ms Kong bukan Pn Lau."
"Bodoh la kamu", kata Ezmeer.
:P
Hari selepas kejadian diatas. Hari 2 hujan. Aku, Taufiq n Ezmeer kt koop. Ezmeer duk kt luar. Aku n Taufiq tgh beli sumthing. Taufiq kluar, Taufiq trus g main hujan. Aku kluar slps Taufiq. Nmpk Taufiq main hujan, aku pun nk join la. Aku g ikut Taufiq smbil ckp, "yay, hujan."Br je kene hujan skit aku ckp, "eh, xnk ar, basah."
"Nama pun hujan mesti la basah", kata Ezmeer.
"Bodoh la kamu", kata Ezmeer.
:P
Hari selepas kejadian diatas. Hari 2 hujan. Aku, Taufiq n Ezmeer kt koop. Ezmeer duk kt luar. Aku n Taufiq tgh beli sumthing. Taufiq kluar, Taufiq trus g main hujan. Aku kluar slps Taufiq. Nmpk Taufiq main hujan, aku pun nk join la. Aku g ikut Taufiq smbil ckp, "yay, hujan."Br je kene hujan skit aku ckp, "eh, xnk ar, basah."
"Nama pun hujan mesti la basah", kata Ezmeer.
Satu hari yg sgt pnjang...
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Jumaat, 6Feb2009.
Hari plg pnjang yg aku igt.
Mcm mana aku pun xtau. Aku mati-matian igt alif n aku akn pergi lbrary lps skolah n sembahyang Jumaat kt masjid negeri. Pastu g 2sen. So pg 2 aku tnya alif, "Lps nih aku blk ngan ko kan?"
Alif pun jwb,"Ya." So jwpn alif lg mengukuhkan sngkaan aku yg aku n alif akn g lbrary. Aku pun dh siap bwk baju untk tukar n roti yg sgt byk 4 lunch.
Time blk aku mncari alif, dh smpai pagar depan tp alif tiada kelihatan. Muncul seseorang memberi harapan, hazim. Hazim rapat ngan alif so mesti tau alif kat mana. So aku tny hazim, "ko tau x alif kat mana?"
Hazim pun jawab,"alif blk guna pintu blakang hari nih."
lps 2 aku bergegas ke pintu blakang nk jumpa alif. dh smpai kt pintu blakang, aku jumpa alif kat tepi pokok. Keta ayah alif dh kelihatan, bary smpai. aku pun tepuk bahu alif. Alif terkejut.
"Terkejut aku. Ko buat apa kt sini?", alif bertny.
"Bukan ko kt aku blk ngan ko ke?", aku mnjawab.
"Oh yeke?" alif brkata smbil membuka pintu keta alphard ayahnye. aku pun ikut alif ke dlm.
dlm keta alif tny,"so aku anta ko blk la?"
aku pelik. Anta blk? bukan nk g lbrary ke?
"bkn kita nk g lbrary ke? pastu g 2sen.", aku tny.
"eh, eh. xkn nk g lbrary terus. Nk amik adik aku lg. anta die blk lg. aku ckp g lbrary lps smbhyang jumaat. aisey. cmne ko blh silap dgr nih." Alif explain smbil menahan gelak.
"yeke? cmne aku blh igt nk g lbrary terus dr skolah?"
"lps nih nk amik adik aku kt mgs. nasib baek ko jmpa aku. kalo ko lewat skit, aku cnfirm dh blk dh. ko ada bwk phone?"
"bwk.", aku jawab.
"nasib gler aku x blk lg td. nnt kang lps smbhyang aku call nk amik ko nnt, aku srh ko get ready cuz aku nk amik ko. pstu ko jwb, dh lama ready, ko kat mn nih? aku tgh kat skolah nih.", alif pun tergelak.
kitorang pun smpai kt mgs. aku n alif turun keta nk cr adik alif. time tunggu kt pagar skolah, ada mamat india(myb pekerja kt skolah 2 kot) tny aku,"ni tunggu siapa nih?"
"tunggu adik." aku jwb. lps india 2 blah, aku pndang alif n tergelak. aku x tipu. aku mmg tunggu adik tp bukan adik aku.
jumpa pun kedua-dua adik alif. pastu adik alif yg bongsu 2(x igt nama die) tny alif yg aku nih siapa.
alif ckp nih hakim.
die nmpk laen lah.
2 sbb dia pakai songkok.
*fast-forward smpai lah masa aku n alif nk anta adik alif yg second ke 2sen.
adik alif dh turun keta n masuk ke tempat 2sen. pastu ayah alif sedar ada beg hijau kat seat depan(tmpat adik alif duduk). alif tgk beg 2 n alif ckp 2 beg 2sen adik die. ayah alif srh alif anta kt adik die n alif turun. 5minit slpas itu alif kuar dr tmpt 2sen adiknye n masuk ke dlm keta. alif cter yg beg 2 bukan beg 2sen adik die. tp xkan alif nk masuk n kuar blk mcm org bodo je. so die srh adik die pegang. pastu aku cter pasal ada nombor yg aku amik yg ada kt dewan yew hong. kitorang pd mulanya igt nombor 2 guna utk book dewan. aku cter kat alif yg aku call nombor tu td.
conversation aku n org yg x dikenali 2 mcm nih.
aku : helo, nih nombor nk book dewan kah?
??? : eh, eh. Tak. saya nih org jual raket jer, bukan org dewan.
aku(???) : huh? yeke? erm, tau x nombor utk dewan yew hong, indera mahkota?
??? : dewan yew hong? err, tak tau la saya.
aku : oh, tak pe ar. terima kasih ye.
??? : ok.
so aku n alif salahkn ada dua pkcik yg hari 2 kata nmbor yg aku amik tuh nmbor utk book dewan. stupid punye org.
smpai kt lbrary aku n alif brjumpa ngan syahrul n mimi. kitorang duduk kat meja sblah diorang. kebetulan alif n syahrul tgh buat keje physics yg sama. beberapa lama kemudian aku n alif boring so kitorang main game dlm hp kitorang. tiba2 aku nmpk alif bukak keje physics die n tulis jwpn tnpa mmbaca soalan. pandangan aku pun beralih ke arah syahrul n mimi. diroang tgh bincang pasl physics n suara diorang agk kuat. conclusion yg aku dpt, alif trdengar jwpn drpd syahrul. tutut nyer alif.
dh pkul 4 n kitorang nk g jumpa ayah alif n prgi 2sen. so kitorang kluar lbrary n nk tembus kat surau blakng 2, kitorang nmpk ada pagar wrna hitam mcm yg biasa kitorang gun utk kluar.
"pagar 2 tutup ke bukak?", alif tny.
"nmpak cm tutup je.", aku jwb.
so kitorang lalu ikut jln biasa nk smpai ke pagar kluar. halfway jln alif ckp ko ni biar btul, rasa mcm pagar td je.
n lps 2 dpt tau mmg ye apa yg alif rasakn. mmg pagar sama n pagar 2 terbukak. so, selama ni kitorang ikut jln jauh nk ke pagar keluar.
pastu kitorang gi 2sen. blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla.
dh lps pkul 6pm n aku, alif, ayah alif n adik alif ada dlm keta. otw nk blk. alif tny adiknye ada x ckgu 2sen die ckp apa2 psl alif.
adik alif ckp yg ckg ckgu 2sen die ckp alif pendek. hahaha.
so throughout prjalanan nk blk, aku n alif berborak la mcm2 smpai aku pun x igt apa kitorang borakkan.
so, smpai ni je lah apa aku yg nk post.
Hari plg pnjang yg aku igt.
Mcm mana aku pun xtau. Aku mati-matian igt alif n aku akn pergi lbrary lps skolah n sembahyang Jumaat kt masjid negeri. Pastu g 2sen. So pg 2 aku tnya alif, "Lps nih aku blk ngan ko kan?"
Alif pun jwb,"Ya." So jwpn alif lg mengukuhkan sngkaan aku yg aku n alif akn g lbrary. Aku pun dh siap bwk baju untk tukar n roti yg sgt byk 4 lunch.
Time blk aku mncari alif, dh smpai pagar depan tp alif tiada kelihatan. Muncul seseorang memberi harapan, hazim. Hazim rapat ngan alif so mesti tau alif kat mana. So aku tny hazim, "ko tau x alif kat mana?"
Hazim pun jawab,"alif blk guna pintu blakang hari nih."
lps 2 aku bergegas ke pintu blakang nk jumpa alif. dh smpai kt pintu blakang, aku jumpa alif kat tepi pokok. Keta ayah alif dh kelihatan, bary smpai. aku pun tepuk bahu alif. Alif terkejut.
"Terkejut aku. Ko buat apa kt sini?", alif bertny.
"Bukan ko kt aku blk ngan ko ke?", aku mnjawab.
"Oh yeke?" alif brkata smbil membuka pintu keta alphard ayahnye. aku pun ikut alif ke dlm.
dlm keta alif tny,"so aku anta ko blk la?"
aku pelik. Anta blk? bukan nk g lbrary ke?
"bkn kita nk g lbrary ke? pastu g 2sen.", aku tny.
"eh, eh. xkn nk g lbrary terus. Nk amik adik aku lg. anta die blk lg. aku ckp g lbrary lps smbhyang jumaat. aisey. cmne ko blh silap dgr nih." Alif explain smbil menahan gelak.
"yeke? cmne aku blh igt nk g lbrary terus dr skolah?"
"lps nih nk amik adik aku kt mgs. nasib baek ko jmpa aku. kalo ko lewat skit, aku cnfirm dh blk dh. ko ada bwk phone?"
"bwk.", aku jawab.
"nasib gler aku x blk lg td. nnt kang lps smbhyang aku call nk amik ko nnt, aku srh ko get ready cuz aku nk amik ko. pstu ko jwb, dh lama ready, ko kat mn nih? aku tgh kat skolah nih.", alif pun tergelak.
kitorang pun smpai kt mgs. aku n alif turun keta nk cr adik alif. time tunggu kt pagar skolah, ada mamat india(myb pekerja kt skolah 2 kot) tny aku,"ni tunggu siapa nih?"
"tunggu adik." aku jwb. lps india 2 blah, aku pndang alif n tergelak. aku x tipu. aku mmg tunggu adik tp bukan adik aku.
jumpa pun kedua-dua adik alif. pastu adik alif yg bongsu 2(x igt nama die) tny alif yg aku nih siapa.
alif ckp nih hakim.
die nmpk laen lah.
2 sbb dia pakai songkok.
*fast-forward smpai lah masa aku n alif nk anta adik alif yg second ke 2sen.
adik alif dh turun keta n masuk ke tempat 2sen. pastu ayah alif sedar ada beg hijau kat seat depan(tmpat adik alif duduk). alif tgk beg 2 n alif ckp 2 beg 2sen adik die. ayah alif srh alif anta kt adik die n alif turun. 5minit slpas itu alif kuar dr tmpt 2sen adiknye n masuk ke dlm keta. alif cter yg beg 2 bukan beg 2sen adik die. tp xkan alif nk masuk n kuar blk mcm org bodo je. so die srh adik die pegang. pastu aku cter pasal ada nombor yg aku amik yg ada kt dewan yew hong. kitorang pd mulanya igt nombor 2 guna utk book dewan. aku cter kat alif yg aku call nombor tu td.
conversation aku n org yg x dikenali 2 mcm nih.
aku : helo, nih nombor nk book dewan kah?
??? : eh, eh. Tak. saya nih org jual raket jer, bukan org dewan.
aku(???) : huh? yeke? erm, tau x nombor utk dewan yew hong, indera mahkota?
??? : dewan yew hong? err, tak tau la saya.
aku : oh, tak pe ar. terima kasih ye.
??? : ok.
so aku n alif salahkn ada dua pkcik yg hari 2 kata nmbor yg aku amik tuh nmbor utk book dewan. stupid punye org.
smpai kt lbrary aku n alif brjumpa ngan syahrul n mimi. kitorang duduk kat meja sblah diorang. kebetulan alif n syahrul tgh buat keje physics yg sama. beberapa lama kemudian aku n alif boring so kitorang main game dlm hp kitorang. tiba2 aku nmpk alif bukak keje physics die n tulis jwpn tnpa mmbaca soalan. pandangan aku pun beralih ke arah syahrul n mimi. diroang tgh bincang pasl physics n suara diorang agk kuat. conclusion yg aku dpt, alif trdengar jwpn drpd syahrul. tutut nyer alif.
dh pkul 4 n kitorang nk g jumpa ayah alif n prgi 2sen. so kitorang kluar lbrary n nk tembus kat surau blakng 2, kitorang nmpk ada pagar wrna hitam mcm yg biasa kitorang gun utk kluar.
"pagar 2 tutup ke bukak?", alif tny.
"nmpak cm tutup je.", aku jwb.
so kitorang lalu ikut jln biasa nk smpai ke pagar kluar. halfway jln alif ckp ko ni biar btul, rasa mcm pagar td je.
n lps 2 dpt tau mmg ye apa yg alif rasakn. mmg pagar sama n pagar 2 terbukak. so, selama ni kitorang ikut jln jauh nk ke pagar keluar.
pastu kitorang gi 2sen. blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla.
dh lps pkul 6pm n aku, alif, ayah alif n adik alif ada dlm keta. otw nk blk. alif tny adiknye ada x ckgu 2sen die ckp apa2 psl alif.
adik alif ckp yg ckg ckgu 2sen die ckp alif pendek. hahaha.
so throughout prjalanan nk blk, aku n alif berborak la mcm2 smpai aku pun x igt apa kitorang borakkan.
so, smpai ni je lah apa aku yg nk post.
Project T-Shirt
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Just nk ckp yg project t-shirt(4 Palestin) 2 akn dilaksanakn juga. YEAAA!! Design kitorang decide nk buat byk la, so org blh pilih. Size pun pilihan diorang. Myb akn brlangsung dlm this few week la kot. Price myb RM25.00 for one t-shirt. Kitorang amik harga lbh skit cuz most of the money akn disalurkn kpd rakyat Palestin yg sedang menderita. Jika nk tlg, blh. Kasi aku idea nk buat design t-shirt cmner. Aku xde idea.
Official team members(x psti lg) :
Me
Aliff
Afiq
Hazim
Taufiq
Syamimi
Afiq n Taufiq xtau lg cmner. Nk join ke u guys?
Cmner nk jual kitorang igt myb nk edarkn papers 2 all classes. Frontpg ada design baju wit price n other particulars. Back ada trsedia borang utk org yg berminat nk beli. State name, design n size. Budak akn bayar wang pendahuluan n bayaran selebihnye akn dibuat setelah baju siap dihantar kpd pembeli kat sc. So modal xkan dikeluarkn oleh kami. untung... Nk amik ke?
Official team members(x psti lg) :
Me
Aliff
Afiq
Hazim
Taufiq
Syamimi
Afiq n Taufiq xtau lg cmner. Nk join ke u guys?
Cmner nk jual kitorang igt myb nk edarkn papers 2 all classes. Frontpg ada design baju wit price n other particulars. Back ada trsedia borang utk org yg berminat nk beli. State name, design n size. Budak akn bayar wang pendahuluan n bayaran selebihnye akn dibuat setelah baju siap dihantar kpd pembeli kat sc. So modal xkan dikeluarkn oleh kami. untung... Nk amik ke?
Cycle to TC in 2 hours
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
finally I made it to n fro from my house(no11, lrg IM5/14, Indera Mahkota 5, 25200, Kuantan) to Teluk Chempedak(TC). The journay took me around 2 hours including beverages, time-outs, jams, minor accidents n me getting lost. Went thru a lot of places going thr including ECM, Mega, SMART, Eng Hong, IKIP, MRSM, Tok Sira n the golf club. Started my ride at around 4.50, went thru all the normal places whn going 2 Mega/ECM. Went pass Vistana Hotel n went right at the petrol station. Pass by SMART n towards IKIP. Fell off my bike near MRSM on the rocky roadside n bruised my right leg. Got lost at Tok Sira searching for a shortcut to TC. Took me around 5 minutes to find my way out. Continued until reached TC at 5.50-5.55 . Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla.
Reached home around 6.45-6.50 .
The End.
Reached home around 6.45-6.50 .
The End.
Saturday School
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Saturday, 17th January 2009.
7.30am, school starts.
It all strted when Taufiq, Ezmeer n I went 2 look 4 Datin Ezi at the office. She's not thr. On our way out, I pushed the office door. It won't budge. I looked up 2 see if it was locked. It's not. So my gaze went dwn n I saw the sign: TARIK. D*mn.
Nxt, the dewan. I was putting my head at the window trying 2 look 4 Dtn Ezi. Then Taufiq 'slipped' n knocked the window making it shake. It made my head vibrate.
Then I walked sideways towards the office, I forgot that thrs a drain thr n I ALMOST fell into it. Luckily I grabbed the door n managed 2 pull myself away from the drain.
Later at dewan mkn aspura. My foot accidentally stepped into a small drain.
Me n Taufiq forgot 2 take our Smart planner n its in our bag at the sulop. So we walked away from the dewan makan. While walking, thrs a tiang in frnt of me so I evade 2 the right n then my foot fell into a drain n I almost tripped myself.
Me n Taufiq rushed towards the sulop cuz sum tcers tgh meronda looking 4 plajar yg ponteng. We grabbed our planner n rushed back. while running I tripped over a hole near the sulop at the padang.
while doing the 'headcount', my 'headcount' ppr fell down a drain. N its kinda wet. Kelam-kabut looking 4 a calculator 2 borrow from 2 clculate lots of stuff 4 the headcount.
I almost slipped over a stupid rock.
I just realised that MY OWN calculator was in my pocket all this while.
I almost fell dwn bumping into sumone.
Time blk, I stepped into a drain again bumping into Nick.
Conclusion, I will not come 2 another saturday sc UNLESS my parents force me 2.
7.30am, school starts.
It all strted when Taufiq, Ezmeer n I went 2 look 4 Datin Ezi at the office. She's not thr. On our way out, I pushed the office door. It won't budge. I looked up 2 see if it was locked. It's not. So my gaze went dwn n I saw the sign: TARIK. D*mn.
Nxt, the dewan. I was putting my head at the window trying 2 look 4 Dtn Ezi. Then Taufiq 'slipped' n knocked the window making it shake. It made my head vibrate.
Then I walked sideways towards the office, I forgot that thrs a drain thr n I ALMOST fell into it. Luckily I grabbed the door n managed 2 pull myself away from the drain.
Later at dewan mkn aspura. My foot accidentally stepped into a small drain.
Me n Taufiq forgot 2 take our Smart planner n its in our bag at the sulop. So we walked away from the dewan makan. While walking, thrs a tiang in frnt of me so I evade 2 the right n then my foot fell into a drain n I almost tripped myself.
Me n Taufiq rushed towards the sulop cuz sum tcers tgh meronda looking 4 plajar yg ponteng. We grabbed our planner n rushed back. while running I tripped over a hole near the sulop at the padang.
while doing the 'headcount', my 'headcount' ppr fell down a drain. N its kinda wet. Kelam-kabut looking 4 a calculator 2 borrow from 2 clculate lots of stuff 4 the headcount.
I almost slipped over a stupid rock.
I just realised that MY OWN calculator was in my pocket all this while.
I almost fell dwn bumping into sumone.
Time blk, I stepped into a drain again bumping into Nick.
Conclusion, I will not come 2 another saturday sc UNLESS my parents force me 2.
Sj nk brkata-kata
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Actually dh dpt lama tp br skang nk post psl nih. The thing is, aku dpt phne br. Huhuhu. Phne agk lawa dn hrga nye pun lawa gak la. Dn aku surprise gler cuz bpk aku snggup belikan aku phne 2. Sgt terharu T_T
Model phne 2 Sony Ericsson K770i. Dgelar Si Oren cuz colour die oren(nmpk jelas, xde nk hilang). Phne lama aku xtau ke mana dh skang. Hrp masih ok... Nmbr x byk dlm phne br cuz aku x hafal nmbr org. Heee.
Cak!
Model phne 2 Sony Ericsson K770i. Dgelar Si Oren cuz colour die oren(nmpk jelas, xde nk hilang). Phne lama aku xtau ke mana dh skang. Hrp masih ok... Nmbr x byk dlm phne br cuz aku x hafal nmbr org. Heee.
Testing camera phne br. Huhuhu.
Cak!So far kt 5SC
First week sprt biasa ada diagnostic test. Dh nama pun diagnostic test, aku n taufiq buat la main2. Jwpn plg best adalh utk soalan sound machine. soalannya: If u r a doctor, would you go n see Klausner when he called?
Sbb dlm petikan, klausner call doctor 2 time awal pg. So jwpn aku: No, cuz I dun like being disturb especially at night n I value my beauty sleep. Test bm x prlu tny la cmner...
N aku dpt tau bhw maskot kembara kalo buat Red Bull, cnfirm blh menang.
Hari Isnin mnggu ke-2 start sekolah seperti biasa tp time aku smpai trus kene msk dewan utk prhimpunan(aku smpai lmbt skit ari tu). Time pengawas srh duduk aku merana cuz my butt still sakit sbb main bdmntn. Apa lg, dh skt cnfirm x dgr apa ckg ckp kt depan. Time pj, form 5 laki yg seramai around 20 org lwn bdk junior seramai brape puluh org. Main kt pdng kecik. Sbb pdg penuh ngan bdk junior, ada bdk form 5 malas main. So kami brlapan(rasanye la lapan) g lepak kt depan gol main timbang bola(bola ada dua). Pastu ada la bdk junior tny mana satu goalkeeper, jwpn kami senang, kalo ada sorang yg pegang bola, time 2 die la goalkeeper. Time lain myb org lain. Pndai2 la sndiri.
Hr ini hr Selasa. Taufiq's a bit gila in class 2day. Hahaha. Masa bm fawwaz n ezmeer buat pmbentangan psl pantun lapan kerat. Ckg tny kesimpulan pantun 2, jwpn nye adlh pantun 2 ada lapan kerat. Time english ngan Miss Y, satu kelas dpt handout ada byk soalan n tcer srh buat psl Mahatma Gandhi n McD. Tp aku buat psl Superman dlu. Alasan, cuz its superman. Dh siap psl superman br lah buat psl Gandhi. Time buat jmpa mksud prkataan mahatma iaitu great soul. Taufiq pun guna lah utk mgutuk ezmeer. Gandhi pula afraid of god, siapa tuhan org India, lembu... Dh siap psl Gandhi, tcer nk mark paper. Aku n taufiq berborak spt biasa. Taufiq tny apa mksud social reformer. mksudnya rformer yg so sial. N taufiq owe me rm12. Pastu taufiq start mngutuk seseorang. Aku pun tergelak x henti2. N kene lecture ngan tcer. Aisey, awal2 lg dh kene...
* sj xde keje*
kakak taufiq, taufiq, adik taufiq is an AP. Find a and d.
a=kakak taufiq
d=bukan commom difference tp common father's name
ini perkara benar.
Sbb dlm petikan, klausner call doctor 2 time awal pg. So jwpn aku: No, cuz I dun like being disturb especially at night n I value my beauty sleep. Test bm x prlu tny la cmner...
N aku dpt tau bhw maskot kembara kalo buat Red Bull, cnfirm blh menang.
Hari Isnin mnggu ke-2 start sekolah seperti biasa tp time aku smpai trus kene msk dewan utk prhimpunan(aku smpai lmbt skit ari tu). Time pengawas srh duduk aku merana cuz my butt still sakit sbb main bdmntn. Apa lg, dh skt cnfirm x dgr apa ckg ckp kt depan. Time pj, form 5 laki yg seramai around 20 org lwn bdk junior seramai brape puluh org. Main kt pdng kecik. Sbb pdg penuh ngan bdk junior, ada bdk form 5 malas main. So kami brlapan(rasanye la lapan) g lepak kt depan gol main timbang bola(bola ada dua). Pastu ada la bdk junior tny mana satu goalkeeper, jwpn kami senang, kalo ada sorang yg pegang bola, time 2 die la goalkeeper. Time lain myb org lain. Pndai2 la sndiri.
Hr ini hr Selasa. Taufiq's a bit gila in class 2day. Hahaha. Masa bm fawwaz n ezmeer buat pmbentangan psl pantun lapan kerat. Ckg tny kesimpulan pantun 2, jwpn nye adlh pantun 2 ada lapan kerat. Time english ngan Miss Y, satu kelas dpt handout ada byk soalan n tcer srh buat psl Mahatma Gandhi n McD. Tp aku buat psl Superman dlu. Alasan, cuz its superman. Dh siap psl superman br lah buat psl Gandhi. Time buat jmpa mksud prkataan mahatma iaitu great soul. Taufiq pun guna lah utk mgutuk ezmeer. Gandhi pula afraid of god, siapa tuhan org India, lembu... Dh siap psl Gandhi, tcer nk mark paper. Aku n taufiq berborak spt biasa. Taufiq tny apa mksud social reformer. mksudnya rformer yg so sial. N taufiq owe me rm12. Pastu taufiq start mngutuk seseorang. Aku pun tergelak x henti2. N kene lecture ngan tcer. Aisey, awal2 lg dh kene...
* sj xde keje*
kakak taufiq, taufiq, adik taufiq is an AP. Find a and d.
a=kakak taufiq
d=bukan commom difference tp common father's name
ini perkara benar.
Maths camp, X n 'toyol'... n TC
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Huaaaa.... Just got bck from the easy maths camp. I miss my computer. *muah*
ok, serious.
camp 2 ok la. The faci, Ckgu Azhari ajr ada topik yg 'small the pieces' n bapak pun ye senang. But die suka sgt buat lwk yg kesiannye x mnjadi. No offense, bkn nk mngutuk, tp dh TERkutuk. Sory.
Skang psl X.
kt camp, he's much better. Seriously, much, much better. N die sgt jarang lpk ngan grup aku. Die lpk dgn grup laen. huhuhu. 'Operation Island'(operasi memelaukn seseorang) happened tnpa kt prlu berbuat apa2. hahaha. N guess wat, kt jumpa satu characteristic baek about X. Die x tnggl solat. N guess wat, so far 2 jer yg kt jumpa.
N now pasal 'toyol'.
Toyol d ats x brmaksud nk mngutuk alif walupun die satu blk ngan aku. Toyol nih pun bkn psl toyol hantu 2 ataupun lagu allayarham sudirman yg brtajuk toyol. Toyol nih merujuk kpd seseorang 'nigga' yg sgt *tutututututututut* yg g merayau time mlm kt cmp dn mncuri. Mcm toyol. Aku skang sudah hilang hp aku krn prbuatan toyol nigga trsebut. eku memanggil nye nigga sbb aku ada nmpk muka die time mlm swktu die mncuri hp aku. Time 2 mlm, so muka die nmpk hitam. sbb 2 aku pnggl die nigga. aku x brbuat apa2 cuz time 2 br nk TRY tido so I'm late 2 get 2 my senses. lgpun toyol 2 lari cam pelesit. maklumla, aku dh bgn. takut la kn. dlm kes nih dsebabkn nyamuk yg mengacau aku ntuk tido buatkn aku trsedar toyol 2 sdg ada dlm dorm.
conclusion nye, hp aku hilang...
ok, serious.
camp 2 ok la. The faci, Ckgu Azhari ajr ada topik yg 'small the pieces' n bapak pun ye senang. But die suka sgt buat lwk yg kesiannye x mnjadi. No offense, bkn nk mngutuk, tp dh TERkutuk. Sory.
Skang psl X.
kt camp, he's much better. Seriously, much, much better. N die sgt jarang lpk ngan grup aku. Die lpk dgn grup laen. huhuhu. 'Operation Island'(operasi memelaukn seseorang) happened tnpa kt prlu berbuat apa2. hahaha. N guess wat, kt jumpa satu characteristic baek about X. Die x tnggl solat. N guess wat, so far 2 jer yg kt jumpa.
N now pasal 'toyol'.
Toyol d ats x brmaksud nk mngutuk alif walupun die satu blk ngan aku. Toyol nih pun bkn psl toyol hantu 2 ataupun lagu allayarham sudirman yg brtajuk toyol. Toyol nih merujuk kpd seseorang 'nigga' yg sgt *tutututututututut* yg g merayau time mlm kt cmp dn mncuri. Mcm toyol. Aku skang sudah hilang hp aku krn prbuatan toyol nigga trsebut. eku memanggil nye nigga sbb aku ada nmpk muka die time mlm swktu die mncuri hp aku. Time 2 mlm, so muka die nmpk hitam. sbb 2 aku pnggl die nigga. aku x brbuat apa2 cuz time 2 br nk TRY tido so I'm late 2 get 2 my senses. lgpun toyol 2 lari cam pelesit. maklumla, aku dh bgn. takut la kn. dlm kes nih dsebabkn nyamuk yg mengacau aku ntuk tido buatkn aku trsedar toyol 2 sdg ada dlm dorm.
conclusion nye, hp aku hilang...
N dsebabkn kes toyol nih, kitorang pun psng la padlock n capix yg memegng kuncinye... idea yg sgt bernas, sehingga lah satu hr...
ptg ada time free, dr 4.30pm smpai 9.00 mlm. so satu dorm plan nk kluar. aku n afiq nk pg bl food n the rest pg 'cc'. so kitorang pun brtolak. beberapa jm slepas itu, aku n afiq pun pulang ke dorm n kami mndapati yg dorm kami dikunci n kunci nye pd capix... Capix d mana? capix d 'cc'. so paham2 la apa kitorang buat slepas itu...
*sigh*
Kn sdh dikata time ptg byk masa free, so ada la stu hr ni aku n afiq bertolak ke tc utk tenangkn fikiran yg serabut n penuh ngan hal2 a.math.
*fast forward*
dh smpai kt tc kitorang g mkn cuz afiq sgt lpr. km pun duduk mkn n norak kosong(spt biasa). pastu kitorang jln smpai ke 'tongkang pecah'. apa lg, kitorang pun strip n g mandi. bukan mandi actually, more like berendam n main ombak. lps mandi kitorang pun pack brg n g jln2. pastu kitoranf g bl gelang d kiosk tp jln tuh. N aku msk tndas tc 4 the first time. Satu je nk comment psl tndas 2. pintu xleh tinggi kn lg ke!? pintu die *tut2* gler rendah mcm paras bahu. x selesa lgsung nk handle kes samada yg beasr ataupun yg kecik. time blk kitorang jln kaki d bwh sinan rembulan... Bl dipikirkn blk, tujuan kami ke cmp 2 utk blajar n time free yg sepatutnye kitorang study, kt pulak mnghabiskn masa d tc. hahaha
ptg ada time free, dr 4.30pm smpai 9.00 mlm. so satu dorm plan nk kluar. aku n afiq nk pg bl food n the rest pg 'cc'. so kitorang pun brtolak. beberapa jm slepas itu, aku n afiq pun pulang ke dorm n kami mndapati yg dorm kami dikunci n kunci nye pd capix... Capix d mana? capix d 'cc'. so paham2 la apa kitorang buat slepas itu...
*sigh*
Kn sdh dikata time ptg byk masa free, so ada la stu hr ni aku n afiq bertolak ke tc utk tenangkn fikiran yg serabut n penuh ngan hal2 a.math.
*fast forward*
dh smpai kt tc kitorang g mkn cuz afiq sgt lpr. km pun duduk mkn n norak kosong(spt biasa). pastu kitorang jln smpai ke 'tongkang pecah'. apa lg, kitorang pun strip n g mandi. bukan mandi actually, more like berendam n main ombak. lps mandi kitorang pun pack brg n g jln2. pastu kitoranf g bl gelang d kiosk tp jln tuh. N aku msk tndas tc 4 the first time. Satu je nk comment psl tndas 2. pintu xleh tinggi kn lg ke!? pintu die *tut2* gler rendah mcm paras bahu. x selesa lgsung nk handle kes samada yg beasr ataupun yg kecik. time blk kitorang jln kaki d bwh sinan rembulan... Bl dipikirkn blk, tujuan kami ke cmp 2 utk blajar n time free yg sepatutnye kitorang study, kt pulak mnghabiskn masa d tc. hahaha
Get ready for Easy Maths
Monday, November 24, 2008
Its been long since I posted. Been busy wit all the kenduri n all the stuffs. Day before yesterday, I got a call from Afiq n we talked about ways 2 get rid of X if he bothers us during Easy Maths. All ways written can be used during almost all situtations if he invites one of us 2 join him in sumthing.
Ok, I dun want 2 say anymore eventhough there's a lot more ways 2 get rid of X. My head's spinning n I got 2 go out rite now.
Ideas courtesy of Serenade X, Sakkara, n Arif
- If he invites us let's say 2 eat, we can always say we're not hungry. Or if he wants 2 take a bath, we're not smelly. Say it even if u are. Just remember that willpower is much stronger than hunger n body odour(willpower? or is it hate?).
- Same situations as above, another way is to say that we'll go n ask another friend 2 join us. After that, dun come bck. Or u can say that u n ur friend got sumthing 2 do.
- If both didnt work, we can always use plan C. The most diabolical n mean plan among all three. Just act like his a pest n say that u dun want 2. If he keeps bothering us again, we'll say it to his face 2 go 2 *tuut*(WARNING. Parental discresion needed).
Ok, I dun want 2 say anymore eventhough there's a lot more ways 2 get rid of X. My head's spinning n I got 2 go out rite now.
Ideas courtesy of Serenade X, Sakkara, n Arif
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